Cats.

My dad and stepmom have five cats. I felt they deserved representation here.

Teo the Terror: Big, mean.

Pieces: Cuddly, friendly, maybe a little weird. Like Pet Cemetery or Children of the Corn weird.

One Eye: Kinda like Pieces, but more active and with one eye.

The Moot: Short for Multi-colored Cat, or something. Elusive.

Tort: Short for Tortoise Shell. Sister of One Eye. Wheezes and sniffles constantly. Remnants of the same respiratory illness that killed One Eye's eye. Occasionally sneezes out gobs of cat snot.

I'd say more, but I think it's odd enough that I'm blogging about cats.